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Waiting for this War Powers request to be voted on, also waiting on my phone to ring and to be told to report to my old base in North Carolina........
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Thank you for your service. We're you stationed at Bragg or some obscure facility in NC?
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Some obscure base attached to Camp Lejeune Marine Base.
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Just remember that this end should point AWAY from puppies.
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What if they're.... TERRORIST PUPPIES!?!?
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And this end should generally not be pointed at people. Now assholes? They be a different story, you can point this end at assholes all day everyday, and usually that will make everyone else's life better. Just think of it folks, if there were, say 250 thousand less molecular-level assholes on this earth.
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Puppies cannot into terrorism.......
Cows and cats, however.......
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I do like me a planet with fewer assholes.... However, if I may make a better suggestion: instead of removing the assholes, how about we force them to do all of our dirty work! They can fill every minimum wage job (except for the fun ones.... I like mine) and the rest of us can do the easier, better-paying things! They can all be fitted with a shock collar to force them to be nice, too! I believe I've just created world peace. Where's my Nobel Prize?
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........... (shrugs, could work) I guess it could keep them from conducting terror activities if they have to work 80 hours a week just to make ends meet.
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I searched for pictures of terrorist puppies. But then I found this.
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McDonalds new sign
We just prevented 9/11. You're welcome America.
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Blade/axe? I always had a variety that came with me on camping trips. Estwing camp axe was surprisingly useful. Coated with some dry film lube, gave it a nice matte finish. Not sure what the favorite knife was though...
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what about....dolphins and whales
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I think you could guarantee a truly fucked drive through experience.
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Please keep safe. And thank you for your service.
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...and towards ISIL.
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... I'm going to need a source for this.
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Rofl that is pretty terrorizing to my soul
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South Park
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AWWWWWW!!!!!! SHIT SON!!!!!!
(Runs to re-enlistment NCO's office, kicks down the door and starts signing all the papers laying on the desk)
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Lol right. ^this guys gets it
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Davis? New River? I live about 45 Min South of Lejeune
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Stone Bay. I bounced from mainside Lejune after 4 years to Johnson for 1 year to Stone Bay for 5 years once my unit fully moved into its' new purpose built base with in the base.
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Cool Stuff, I know quite a few guys who are/were at New River and a few down on the south end of Lejeune at Stones Bay as well. You ever get down to Wilmington when you were here? I'll assume you did if you were here for that long
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Many men did, and many men died.
JK, yeah i spent most weekends down there. Camped out at Carolina beach for 4rth of july one year.
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You couldn't pay me to camp on CB for the 4th. Haha, I've lived in Wilmington my entire life and avoid the beaches like the plague around the 4th, and memorial day, and any weekend in the summer.
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Haha, we dug a sectional couch into the beach, built a fire pit, hung cammie netting up around our vehicles (LR Disco, Jeeps, and a couple pickups) Had our own little sweet spot for two days